no autoplay videos
no scroll jack
no social sharing buttons
no tracking scum
no page moving when you are about to click on something because some more bullshit just loaded.
usable in lynx and links across ssh.
so tell me, what is bad about it?
You can have fast loading and everything else and not have out-dated / bad design.
All you're doing is listing bad things, but there's literally no attempt to make the site readable or clickable. Most fonts are size 9 at the moment; you can't defend this given phones and modern screens.