I'm just a little weirded out how this list is, in style, identical to many of the lists I've created and have open right now. I need this to be a bit more "henchmanny" and a bit less "average Joe/Jane sitting at their desk under the florescent lights drinking coffee and idly thinking about the workweek ahead."
This actually made me burst out laughing and conveyed my thoughts exactly. It's like when you become old enough to realize your parents are fallible and have been winging it the whole time.