Hi (author here). This story is purely fictional. :). As a freelancer I was in many cases forced to fix some Hibernatish chaos or work within fixed technological stack where Hibernate just cross the limits of stubbornness. I don't want to say it's bad technology, just compiled some thoughts and experience of many people (including myself) into the story. Thanks for reading :)
I read the title as referring to the (male) author's career; I understood him to be telling his own story through these hypothetical characters.