PS: Does anybody know if the goal of Crystal is to be like Go, and if there's any performance advantage using Crystal, compared to MRI?
Does anybody besides me remember the psychoanalyze-pinhead feature in venerable versions of Emacs?
There was a script that offered a parody of Rogerian psychotherapy. For example, you could type, "I'm anxious" into it, and it would respond "Do you feel anxious because of something that happened in your childhood."
And there was a script that blurted random Zippy-the-pinhead quotes, like
"Are we having fun yet? Are we? Are we?"
"Life is a blur of Republicans and meat."
The psychoanalyze-pinhead script connected these two together. So you'd get stuff like
"Tell me more about a blur of Republicans and meat and your mother."
Emacs was pretty fast. You could get a few hundred kb of absurdity in a few seconds.
Everybody that's upvoted on HN or starred on Github (over 30 on each!) has clearly not followed and read the link.
It appears to me like OP's experiment in marketing - getting HN readers to react positively to something mundane.
I'm curious about Navi's voice.
Edit: you've repeatedly posted uncivil comments to HN. We ban accounts that do that, so please stop doing that.