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Inventors killed by their own inventions (wikipedia.org)
67 points by raleighm on Dec 19, 2016 | hide | past | favorite | 27 comments


The article on the brazen bull (link in wiki article) is simultaneously one of the most entertaining and most horrific articles I've ever come across on Wikipedia


I can never figure out people's motivations in ancient texts. The brazen bull article goes like this:

King: Design me a bull that I can roast people in and that will smell of incense and make people's screams sound like a bull's roaring.

Inventor: Lo, I have designed precisely such a beast: the bellowings of the roasted man are converted into melodious roars.

King: Fuck me that's disgusting. Put him in the bull and roast him, I kinda want to hear. I guess I browse /r/watchpeopledie too much.

Inventor: Alas, I'm burning!

King: Wait wait, take him out before he dies. I'm gonna put in the extra 10% and throw him off a cliff instead.

NO sense.


The original source seems to be here: http://penelope.uchicago.edu/Thayer/E/Roman/Texts/Diodorus_S...

Keep in mind that this was written several centuries after the fact, and the author seemed to be telling the story to make the following point:

> For, in general, those who plan an evil thing aimed at others are usually snared in their own devices.

Ancient historians rarely made truth a priority when telling stories like these.


That makes sense, thanks.


The "five punishments" article is weird. At 200 crimes, you got punished by execution, but at 1,000 crimes, you got the number of your crimes tattooed on your face.

It's like supermarket loyalty points, except they make more sense.


The '200 crimes' refers to the number of different crimes which carried this punishment, not the number committed before receiving the punishment.


Ah, that makes sense, thanks. I was kinda wondering how many people they got committing 1,000 crimes in a row. I figured maybe they criminalized "stepping on an ant" or something.


No school like the old school. Every so often when I'm dismayed by our savagery, it's uplifting to look back and realise that we are making progress.


Maybe, maybe not. Now instead of roasting people alive we just put them in solitary for years at a time and destroy their minds as a result.


We still roast people alive using the electric chair


In Alabama, Florida, South Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee and Virginia they literally can fry a man to death using Victorian-era electric technology. But sure, we are making progress.


I was going to make a comment about the context of this being Europe but then remembered the current state of the Middle East/cradle of civilization!


On the other hand the inventor of Vaseline aka petroleum jelly claimed that his invention allowed him to live to 96 [1].

[1]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Chesebrough


You wouldn't happen to be Sawbones listener would you?


Nope... I have been meaning to get into Stitcher or whatever is in vogue these days for listening to NPR style radio but just haven't.


It's a podcast about medial history (mostly how horribly wrong and weird our theories were) that I enjoy quite a bit, and they had an entire episode on the invention, sale, and medical uses of petroleum jelly just a week or two ago.


I have some doubts about vaseline as well as zinc oxide (I just had a son so I'm changing diapers frequently). On the one hand you want a barrier on the other hand you want skin to breath (it is a similar problem with rain jackets made of synthetics).

There is probably a better thing then Vaseline but I guess its good enough.


No Computer Science representatives here... yet.


"The inventor of the infinite loop died of starvation when, while testing his invention, said 'I'm coming to dinner in a minute, I'm just waiting for this loop to end'."


Sounds like something that would happen to Sid Meier instead.


Just one more turn. -Civilization


I'll put $1 on the "drone-AI programmer killed in autonomous airstrike" square. And another one on "Boston Dynamics employee crushed by falling pack mule robot".


some day

   Object reference not set to instance of an object
is going to drive me to kill myself.


Oh god, tracking one down right now and tearing my hair out...


story of my life !


One of the true gems of Wikipedia.

As a Denver resident, I couldn't help but think of Blucifer - our Demon Mustang of the Denver airport that killed its creator.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Mustang


How do you know if a developer is a Senior developer? When they screw up, it takes a LONG time to figure out what went wrong.




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