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It's no longer Human Resources at my current company. It's now Human Capital Management. They've also had the IT dept move us from logging into the network with traditional usernames (i.e., "bob.smith"), to employee numbers (77332).

I'm waiting for them to drop the "Human." I'd like to be referred to as a generic "Carbon-based labor unit" or some such.

Carbon Organic Generic Worker or COG for short.

7 of 12, Floor 3, Unimatrix 01.

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