I feel like this statement is the crux of the issue. Have you considered that your opinion is simply wrong?
Everyone else: Stop running into walls then.
OP: But they are so shiny. I think running into them is the best way forward for me. Please keep me a trick that allows me to run into them without pain.
Everyone else: Eh..
I feel like this statement is the crux of the issue. Have you considered that your opinion is simply wrong?