Oh there's a myriad of details missing, to protect both my privacy, and the privacy of the accuser, whom I have come to believe was an unfortunate victim of both their own mental illness and the state.
It's more along the lines of:
I was sitting at friend's house, (quite literally) in my Sunday best. I received a phone call from an acquaintance who was distraught. I arrived at the home, was arrested, placed in handcuffs (double locked behind my back), and held for forty eight hours without food or drink.
I was released after paying an exorbitant bond (did you know you can post bond with a debit card?), followed by a rather insane two and one half years prosecution, against the wishes of everyone involved.
Feel like there are details missing to this story.