The satire in the title is reminiscent of how Firebase was born.
We were previously working on a chat system called Envolve (https://www.envolve.com), that was 'Facebook Chat for any website'. A game that was using us for in-game chat created channels, used display: none on them, and passed game state through the chat.
We scratched our head, asked them why, and learned they wanted to focus on the frontend, not to deal with realtime message passing.
This led us to create a 'headless version' of our chat infra (re-written in Scala) that became the Firebase Realtime Database.
We were previously working on a chat system called Envolve (https://www.envolve.com), that was 'Facebook Chat for any website'. A game that was using us for in-game chat created channels, used display: none on them, and passed game state through the chat.
We scratched our head, asked them why, and learned they wanted to focus on the frontend, not to deal with realtime message passing.
This led us to create a 'headless version' of our chat infra (re-written in Scala) that became the Firebase Realtime Database.