Closely followed by:
"I'll be branded a coffee snob for criticising the coffee."
Who am I trying to kid, I clearly am a coffee snob.
The best outcome might even be for your coffee to wind up cold and untouched- maybe you just had a riveting conversation.
Closely followed by:
"I'll be branded a coffee snob for criticising the coffee."
Who am I trying to kid, I clearly am a coffee snob.